Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Night Before Christmas......Dino-style

Hey pallies, today's Dino-patter again comes from our outstandin' Dino-holic pallie Danny G., who not only is doin' an amazin' Dino-job of leadin' his young boy and girl pallie in the Dino-way, but as it turns out is an up-and-comin' proser of hip, cool, and randy Dino-parodies as well.

Today Danny G. shares with us likes his totally totally rad Dino-style version of that old chestnut, "The Night Before Christmas." Checks out the action at our Dino's swingin' pad as he and his pallies wait for the comin' of the jolly ol' man in red....

ilovedinomartin sends mucho Dino-appreciato to our amazin' Dino-devotee Danny G. for this coolest of the cool Dino-seasonal Dino-cheer comin' our way....enjoys pallies...and why not share some personal Dino-patter with our Danny G. to lets him know how much you also appreciate his efforts in celebratin' our beloved Dino. Dino-cheerin'ly, DMP

Twas the night before Christmas
at the Dean Martin pad
chicks and pallies were groovin'
the music was rad.

Martinis were pourin'
shaken not stirred
Dino's "White Christmas'
was all that was heard.

The stockings were stuffed
with vodka and gin
Ol' blue eyes and Sammy
just stumbled in.

The boys in their tuxes
broads wrapped in their minks
Sir Dino was mixin'
some holiday drinks.

Then up on the roof
they heard a hell of a smash
Sammy yelled out
"Hey man, Santa just crashed!"

Frank invited him in
for a drink and a smoke
Santa said "Sure!
I'll take a rum and a coke!"

A bundle of booze
he had on his back
the tag on the bag
said "For the Rat Pack"

Dean gave Jeannie her gift
"To the one I love most"
"It's just what I wanted,
The Dean Martin Roasts!"

Dino caught Santa's eye
and gave him a wink
straightened his bow tie
and finished his drink.

The party still swingin'
Dino snuck up to bed
while visions of showgirls
danced in his head.

As St. Nick jumped in his sleigh
and rose to the heavens
They all gathered round'
to watch "Ocean's Eleven".

But they heard him exclaim
as he flew through the sky
"Merry Christmas Dino Crocetti,
your my kinda guy!!!"


Always On Watch said...

I love that poem.

dino martin peters said...

Hey pallie, thanks for those words of Dino-appreciato to our Danny G.'s outstandin' Dino-efforts...likes I am sure that this Dino-parody will find it's way back to ilovedinomartin each and every Dino-winter-season....