Ashton Kutcher channels his inner Dean Martin

Hey pallies, likes many months 'go, ilovedinomartin ran a series of posts comparin' our most beloved Dino to nouveau hipster actor Mr. Ashton Kutcher includin' patter that asked the provocative quire, "Is Punk'd star Ashton Kutcher our new Dino?" Well Mr. Kutcher has moved up in the world of television and is replacin' Mr. Charlie Sheen on "Two And A Half Men." And, likes today's evocative Dino-post proclaims "Ashton Kutcher channels his inner Dean Martin."

And thus the comparison between our Dino and Ashton begins again. From the pad, "SHEKNOWS," scribe Miss Krystal Clark reports on Ashton's "time to shine" as he sings the openin' theme song of "Two And A Half Men" with his show pallies Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones."

Accordin' to Miss Clark, those watchin' the short vid (clicks on the tag of this Dino-message to go the original post and watch the vid) "don't know whether to be captivated or creeped out by his (Ashton's) gaze." And she continues, "It's hard to keep your eyes off of him."

Well pallies, likes don't know if Ashton really has much of a voice, but he certainly seems to have that irrestible glance that our most beloved Dino is known for."

Likes don't watch hardly any of today's TV programin', but likes this post is gonna makes it so temptin' to view Mr. Ashton Kutcher in his new starrin' role in "Two And A Half Men."

ilovedinomartin sez our thanks to the pallies at "SHEKNOWS" and particularly Miss Krystal Clark for puttin' us on to this cool clip. Nows we knows that no one ever was, ever will be as cool as our King of Cool....but certainly appears that Kutcher is a Dino-wanna-be in the makin'....and likes who coulda ever blame him! Dino-devotedly, DMP

Ashton Kutcher Sings His Heart Out

Ashton Kutcher has made his singing debut in the Charlie Sheen-free opening of Two and a Half Men. Watch the actor as he takes center stage and belts out the famous tune.

Ashton Kutcher channels his inner Dean Martin for the revised Two and a Half Men theme song. For eight seasons, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones lip-synched the doo-wop tune but now it's Kutcher's time to shine.



CBS recently released the show's snazzy new opening and it's everything you'd want and more. The clip is short and sweet, but Kutcher still manages to ham it up for the camera. We don't know whether to be captivated or creeped out by his gaze. It's hard to keep your eyes off of him.

So far, not much is known about Kutcher's character or this season's plot. But it's been reported that Charlie Harper has been killed off and an internet billionaire named Walden Schmidt has bought his home. Considering the house comes with more than just furniture (Charlie's family), we can imagine the comedy that will ensue.

Two and a Half Men returns for season nine on Sept. 19.