Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Hey pallies, likes ilovedinomartin continues to be simply purely truely amazed by the huge diversity of remembrancin' that our most beloved Dino receives all over the web. Today's Dino-gram is a case in point. From the blog, "THE STUDIO EXEC" comes likes this totally totally rad Dino-satire scribed by a dude tagged Rob Skog.
Skog's fictional satire puts the accent on the supposed "deathbed confession" of our Dino that indeed his pallie Mr. Frank Sinatra was the guy who shot John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Skog has crafted an intiguin' Dino-scenario when supposedly the Dino-estate has released our great man's confession 'bout the truth behind the shootin' of President Kennedy.
Anywho pallies, likes all us Dino-philes know that our Dino ended his life alone, but how cool to know that our great man is still an on-goin' source of Dino-devotion in every shape imageable...'cludin' totally totally rad satires such as this.
Hats off to Mr. Rob Skog for homagin' our Dino in this way. To view this in it's original format, simply clicks on the tag of this here Dino-report. Dino-always, ever, and only, DMP
DEAN MARTIN'S DEATHBED CONFESSION "Frank Sinatra shot JFK"
Earlier today, the estate of the late Dean Martin sensationally released a signed document which they claim is the dictated deathbed confession of the former lounge singer and actor.
The document, which is still awaiting official verification, contains several allegations including Jerry Lewis' secret donations to The Baadar-Meinhoff Gang and Sammy Davies Jnr's links to the Israeli Intelligence service Mossad. The most explosive passage of the confession, however, is Martin's suggestion that Frank Sinatra was the infamous 'Man on the Grassy Knoll', who conspiracy theorists have long alleged was responsible for the assassination of former US president John F Kennedy.
Now Frank was known for talking all kinds of bull and, at first, I thought he was just taking a joke too far - but then he told me how he had been at a card game on November 19th with Mickey Rooney, Tony Curtis, Peter Lawford and Mob boss Sam Giancana. He said everyone was pretty drunk and Sam got talking about how he rigged the New York vote to get Kennedy elected but the President was still busting his balls left, right, and centre. Then the conversation turned to what that son of a bitch did to Marilyn; Giancana got angry and exclaimed, “Will no-one rid me of this turbulent President?” With that, Frank said he excused himself from the table to take a leak and decided he was going to charter a plane to Dallas and assassinate Kennedy.
I asked Frank how Oswald got caught up in the mess and he said he had “No idea.” ,but it was - “Probably something to do with the Cubans”.
You know I've kept that secret for so long but now I'm on my way out, I thought it was high time the truth came out.
Obviously Martin's revelations are already sending shock waves around the world and we will keep you updated on the fallout, as it happens.
Posted by Rob Skog
Posted by dino martin peters at 7:20 AM