Thursday, October 06, 2016

The closing scene features Dino and one last girl, and one last joke!

Hey pallies, likes welcome back to day tres of our mighty marathon of Matt Helm reviews from the pen of ""Eegah!! and Tabonga!" who, as we have shared before, hangs his hat at the beautifully  bodacious blog, "The Dwrayger Dungeon - Where it's 13 O'Clock on the 13th Floor!  - A Cyclopedia of the Wild 'n' Weird Side of Movies & TV."  Likes bein' day three of this fabulous four part series, the accent has to be on. as Eegah!! and Tabonga! swankly scribes it, the "third leg of the Matt Helm superfecta"..."The Ambushers."

Likes once 'gain this delightful dudes openin' Dino-statement sez it muchly, ""The Ambushers" is silly, stupid, and ridiculous, and I enjoyed every stinking minute of it!"  As mucho of youse Dino-holics knows this is also our least fav of the Helmer quartet, but still filled-to-the-brim with Dino-pleasures unendin'!!!!!

And, once 'gain our pallie of pallies, Eegah!! and Tabonga! has made a sweet statement of appreciato for our humble little ilovedinomartin blog sayin'..."Down in The Dungeon we just dabble with Dino info, but if you really want to know more about the man, then head on over to the I Love Dino Martin site,  you will not be disappointed!"  Such kindness means the moon to us, as we are tremedously touched by these wonderful words!


This time 'round Eegah!! and Tabonga! has outdone himself in both the prose and pixs departments.
E&T has a wonderful way with words that are unequivocally evocative while the screen caps are, as ever, powerfully, potently provocative!!!!!  This is the first Helmer review that ever remember that has included the closin' sceen from "The Ambushers" where our most beloved Dino meets and greets a new rookie recruit and as E&T delightfully describes it..."The closing scene features Dino and one last girl, and one last joke!"  It's our Dino at his coolest, hippest, randiest ever...and to our way of thinkin' this one scene is worth the price of admission for the entire epic!!!!!

For a third time, we expresses our sadness for bein' so so tardy in gettin' Eegah!! and Tabonga! ravin' reflections on Dino as Helm posted here at ilovedinomartin, and we 'gain thank him profusely for all his excitin' efforts in the cause of our most most beloved Dino!  Stay tuned tomorrow for the last of this stunnin' series of Helmer reviews, that of course bein' on "The Wrecking Crew." To checks this out in it's original source, simply clicks on the tag of this here Dino-report.

We remain,

Yours in Dino,

Dino Martin Peters


THE AMBUSHERS - Hugo Montenegro - "Here It Comes" (1967)



"The Ambushers" released in 1967 is the third leg of the Matt Helm superfecta after "The Silencers," and "Murderer's Row!" The Fourth in the series is "The Wrecking Crew!"  "The Ambushers" is silly, stupid, and ridiculous, and I enjoyed every stinking minute of it!



Down in The Dungeon we just dabble with Dino info, but if you really want to know more about the man, then head on over to the I Love Dino Martin site,  you will not be disappointed!



Women, women, and more women, and after they run out of women, there's more women, and they're all beautiful!



The Guv'ment had a different kind of space program going on before anybody ever set foot on the moon! A perfect flying saucer, but not from space, but from right in the good ole U.S. of A!



But, as always, they're not the only ones who want to play, and the saucer is brought down on it's maiden flight by some powerful anti-gravity magnet ray emanating out of Mexico!



Inside the saucer in the pilot's seat is Janice Rule as Sheila Sommers! Janice was in the "Twilight Zone" episode titled "Nightmare As A Child" as Helen Foley, and also in one of the strangest films I ever saw, "The Swimmer" starring Burt Lancaster! On the right is the man who wants to rule the world, and thinks hijacking this here saucer is a good starting place, Albert Salmi as the nefarious Jose Ortega aka Leopold Caselius! Albert has the rare distinction of being in not just one, but three "Twilight Zone" episodes, "Execution," "A Quality Of Mercy," and "Of Late I Think Of Cliffordville!"



We're trying to keep it down to 20 stills per movie, but I just couldn't do it on this one, so I decided to double up more than usual! I think you'll be able to understand and recognize the reasons why!



One of the newest contraptions they've developed at the Intelligence Counter Espionage Rehab Center is a bra, that when the strap is loosened, it shoots a bullet! Luckily for Matt Helm, it was only loaded with blanks this time!



Cutie Pie Beverly Adams shines in the role of Matt Helm's secretary Lovey Kravezit in the first three flicks, but she wasn't in the forth one for some reason! Beverly was also in "How To Stuff A Wild Bikini," "Devil's Angels," and "The Torture Garden!"



This is a demonstration of how the hand-held version of the anti-gravity magnet ray works!



Matt Helm's boss James Gregory as MacDonald fills him in on what's going down south of the border! I love the fact they're watching a 16mm film of a boxing match in his office, and Matt's eating popcorn just like he's at the movies! James Gregory was also in two "Twilight Zone" episodes himself, "Where Is Everybody," and "The Passerby!" This was the third time James played MacDonald, but he too was left out of the fourth film!



The sponsor for the fight is the Montezuma Brewing Company, and the owner is up to his ears in corruption and greed, and it's up to Matt to get to the bottom of it all! Here's what the jingle sounds like with an extra minute of some of the cool background sounds created by Space Age Pop star, and early moog stylist Hugo Montenegro!



Here's a look at a couple of Hugo's album covers!



Next Stop, Viva La Mexico!



The familiar face of  Kurt (Land Of The Giants) Kasznar is Quintana, the owner of the Montezuma Brewery! When Matt Helm goes out on assignment, his undercover job is that he's a freelance fashion photographer, and he's here to do a photo shoot with a revived Sheila Sommers as his wife, since she's the only one who can identify Jose Ortega! You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but Kurt Kasznar was nominated for a Tony Award for his contribution to the Broadway version of "Sound Of Music" in 1960!



I thought this was original, a member of this band has guns built into his maracas that are used in a feeble assassination attempt on Matt Helm!



Way ahead of it's time, information is sourced back to MacDonald via some future electronic system!



I read that Janice Rule said that this was THE worst movie she was ever in, and that she deeply regretted it! Too bad, because the fact that she looks so out of place is one of the things that makes this movie!



When pipes get shot during a gunfight in the brewery, Matt Helm takes a second to savor the situation, and decides to wet his whistle with some free suds! Not much later, he finds himself in a vat of beer with a Quintana who can't swim!



"The Ambushers" was never meant to be taken serious, and this scene involving a firing squad fumbling around looking for a match for their intended victim Matt Helm's last cigarette request could have just as easily been in a "Three Stooges" episode!!



The sensational Senta Berger is bad girl Francesca Madeiros!! Senta is still cooking today, and her career dates all the way back to 1950's German Krimi-Thrillers like "The Terror Of Doctor Mabuse!" Awesome!!



Some of the outfits these gals are wearing in this movie will flip your lid! Here's a prime example as Jose Ortega proceeds to remove some of Sheila Sommers' clothing by using his special anti-gravity magnetic ray gun that now apparently manages to work on anything, metal or not!



It's mainstream 1967, so there's no nudity in "The Ambushers" at all, nothing really close actually, but they didn't have a problem lining the walls of Jose Ortega's pad with paintings, not photos, of nude women, which I guess made it artistically okay! Still kind of crazy, if you ask me!



Dino rides off into the sunset with his girl of the moment Sheila Sommers, but even though they went through a lot together, Matt Helm's a free spirit and will be moving onto higher ground! You can just see it on his face!!



The closing scene features Dino and one last girl, and one last joke! The're listening to some of Dino's music, but she just can't get into the mood until a song by Frank Sinatra comes on! I bought the 4 disc set called "Matt Helm Lounge" on Amazon years ago, and it seems a bit pricey now, but I saw they stream "The Ambushers" for $2.99, and that's probably your best bet these days!

Posted by Eegah!! and Tabonga! at 5:13 PM

Wednesday, October 05, 2016

Dean Martin as Matt Helm leads in the Swagger Department

Hey pallies, likes we're back for more Dino-as-Matt Helm awesome action from our Dino-diggin' pallie " "Eegah!! and Tabonga!," who happens to hangs his hat at the beautifully  bodacious blog, "The Dwrayger Dungeon - Where it's 13 O'Clock on the 13th Floor!  - A Cyclopedia of the Wild 'n' Weird Side of Movies & TV."   Today we share his take on our Dino as Helmer numero duo, "Murder's Row" and usin' his coolest of cool creativity, Eegah!! and Tabonga! puts a real twist on his pix and prose by comparin' Helm to Bond in his reflection tagged, "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE vs. MURDERERS' ROW."

Likes in all the times that we have shared reviews of our Dino as Helm, we never ever remember any other scriber doin' such a cool comparison of Dino and whoever was playin' Bond at the time.  We simply can't do justice to Eegah!! and Tabonga's intensely intriguin' way of puttin' Helm and Bond side by side, but suffice it to say that our most beloved Dino comes out on top!  So, sits back and enjoys these rad remarks by the one and only Eegah!! and Tabonga which enjoys spectacular screen caps and potent prose.

Once 'gain, we sez thank you very much to Eegah!! and Tabonga for more elegant efforts in the 'cause of Dino as Helm, and we 'gain expresses our regrets that we didn't get this posted much much sooner then today.  To checks this out in it's original source, simply clicks on the tag of this here Dino-gram.

We remain,

Yours in Dino,

Dino Martin Peters


FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE vs. MURDERERS' ROW

For this Super Saturday Spy Special I'm going to compare two movies that were both the second release in a series, "From Russia With Love" made in 1963, and "Murderer's Row" made in 1966! There will be 10 different reference points, and whoever gets the most points is the winner! It's gonna be that simple! I'm sure to catch some flack no matter which way it goes, so let's just get ready to rumble!!



"From Russia With Love" is soft and sensual, and not quite what you'd expect!



"Murderers' Row" is great Pop Art, but it is kind of brash and cartoony! First point goes to "From Russia With Love!"

02 Handsome Leading Man:



Unfortunately, nobody is better than Sean Connery as the character James Bond, he's smooth, he's suave, and he's got a license to kill!



Dean Martin as Matt Helm leads in the Swagger Department, but since "Murderers' Row" is obviously a comedy, Matt Helm is never given a chance to be taken seriously! James Bond wins this point!

03 First Distraction Of Sorts:



This provocative pose doesn't work on James Bond!



Circle wins the square, point for Matt Helm!

04 The Bad Guy:



Robert (A TOWN CALLED HELL) Shaw as Agent for SPECTRE Red Grant is one mean and ruthless character no doubt, but as tough as he is, he still seems vulnerable!



Tom Reese is a guy named freakin' Ironhead! Tom's had a long and outstanding career. He was in the "Twilight Zone" episode titled "The Intruder," and was the Sheriff in "Vanishing Point." At the end of the film, Ironhead gets picked up by a huge magnet! That's got to be a stainless steel plate in his head, otherwise it would get all rusty and infected, and any good metallurgist will tell you that stainless isn't magnetic, so that concept didn't work! Still, Ironhead is a bigger weirdo than Red Grant, another point for "Murderers' Row!"

05 Hottest Secretary:



Boy, this is getting really difficult! Lois Maxwell played the flirty Miss Moneypenny in 14 James Bond movies!



Beverly (HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI, TORTURE GARDEN) Adams played Lovey Kravezit in the first three Matt Helm Flicks! I've always had a thing for Miss Moneypenny, so this point goes to James Bond, although I do like Lovey's see through outfit with the strategically placed stripes!!

06 Cool Gadgetry:



Bond's got a briefcase that contains a folding rifle, ammunition, gold coins, and a throwing knife, and if you open it the wrong way, tear gas shoots in your face!



Matt Helm's issued a gun that after you pull the trigger, it takes 9 seconds to actually shoot, so when it gets into the hands of some bad guy, he usually ends up shooting himself, after fumbling around with it when it doesn't go off the first time! The gun wins this round!

07 Main Squeeze In A Nightie:



Miss Rome 1960, the classy Daniela Bianchi is Tatiana Romanova, the Russian Pawn! They had to dub Daniela's voice because her ultra strong Italian accent made her English almost indecipherable!



The always alluring Ann-Margret is the dancing machine Suzie! Her babydoll nightie and fuzzy slippers get the nod on this one!!

08 Most Colourful Costume:



Magnificent Martine (QUEEN OF EVIL, SISTER HYDE) Beswick as Zora on the left, and the amazing Aliza (AGENT FOR H.A.R.M., BEAST OF MOROCCO) Gur as Vida get ready for a good olde fashioned gypsy catfight!! It just so happens I have a cat named Zora!!



Ann-Margret's outfit in this scene is almost unbelievable, and screams out WTF!?? Pop Culture or not, Ann's outfit is just too much! I give this point to Martine and Aliza!!

09 Evil Overachiever:



Okay, here's the choices, poison shoed Lotte (SEMI-TOUGH) Lenya as psycho-bitch #3 Rosa Klebb....



....or Karl (13 RUE MADELEINE, PHANTOM OF THE RUE MORGUE, THE CAT O' NINE TAILS) Malden as the man who would rule the world, Julian Wall! My vote goes to Karl Malden! At least he didn't have to pretend to be a maid!

10 Extra Gratuitous Scantily Clad Women:



Oh, What the Hell, both of these stills are from "Murderer's Row!" So I guess that settles it, it was a close fight, but in the end, it was "Murderers' Row" by TKO in the last round!!




Just for the record, the music in both movies is great, and here's just a taste to whet your appetite!

"From Russian With Love" -  Matt Munro

From "Murderer's Row" -  Dino, Desi, and Billy

Posted by Eegah!! and Tabonga! at 5:13 PM

Tuesday, October 04, 2016

"It's All About Dino"

Hey pallies, likes we are perfectly powerfully pleased to keeps potently puttin' the accent on our most beloved Dino as swingin' spyster Matt Helm for days and days and days to come.  If we have a special day in Dino-history to share and/or important Dino-news surfaces, we will be sure to interrupt the Helmer action, otherwise it all forces ahead for a Matt Helm extraordinary extravaganza of purely pleasurable posts!

Likes today and for the next3 days followin' we are deeply deeply delighted to renew our Dinopalliedom with a most interestin' and intriguin' blogger who tags himself "Eegah!! and Tabonga! and hangs his hat at the beautifully  bodacious blog, "The Dwrayger Dungeon - Where it's 13 O'Clock on the 13th Floor!  - A Cyclopedia of the Wild 'n' Weird Side of Movies & TV."  Likes all us Dino-holics knows that our most beloved Dino is wildly wonderful as Matt Helm, but certainly not weird...'though we suppose that some naysayers would sez that.

Anywho how did our Dino gets 4 Helmer reviews at this powerful provocative and energetically evocative blog?  Well, way back on the 8th of August in the year of our Dino 2008 we share Eegah!! and Tabonga! first Dino-accented post on one of our fav Dino and Jerry silver screen classics, "Scared Stiff" HERE and encouraged this swell fella at that point  to be welcomed into the world of Matt Helm, and eventually over the course of a number of years, Eegah!! and Tabonga! ravely reviewed on four of these Dino-epics.

We briefly shared his wise words on Helmer uno, "The Silencers"  HERE, also in 2008, and then simply lost track of him, but recently returned to his blog and found to our deep Dino-delight that since our departure he had completed all four remarkable reflection.  So, today we, with a greatly grateful Dino-heart begin our series of potent postin's of Eegah!! and Tabonga! huge homages to our one and only Dino as Matt Helm.

We are entirely enraptured with how Eegah!! and Tabonga! tagged his prose and pix entry of "The Silencers" swankly sayin' "It's All About Dino."  Likes, of course, truth be told, that powerful phrase coulda be said 'bout all four of the Helmer silver screen epics.  And, likes we are over the top, to the moon with how this obvious Dino-phile begin's his reverent remarks...""The Silencers" is not really a 'monster movie', but it looks fantastic, has hot music, is crazy, cool, has psychotronic elements and Dean Martin! What else do you want or need? And besides all that, we needed some color, damnit! Dino as Matt Helm is casual, calm and he's collecting every man's dream!!" Likes need we say more?!?!?!...we think not.

And, likes, of course, we are totally totally thrilled that this fabulous fella also gave ilovedinomartin the nicest of nice nod when he said, " For anything and everything else you want to know about Dean Martin, please head on over to our new pal's pad,  I Love Dino Martin!!!"  We simply wishes that we had gotten 'round much sooner to share all of Eegah!! and Tabonga! delightful Dino-efforts with youse!

So pallies, faithfully forge 'head and enjoys wise words and stunnin' screen caps by Eegah!! and Tabonga! cooly celebratin' our one and only Dino as the one and only swingin' spyster Matt Helm in "The Silencers."  We sends out our total thanks to fellow Dino-holics Eegah!! and Tabonga! for his energetic efforts in the coolest of cool causes...our most beloved Dino!  Checks back tomorrow for our pallies tremendous take of Helmer duo, "Murder's Row."

We remain,

Yours in Dino,

Dino Martin Peters

THE SILENCERS - Dean Martin-Elmer Berstein-Vicki Carr - "It's All About Dino" (1966)




"The Silencers" is not really a 'monster movie', but it looks fantastic, has hot music, is crazy, cool, has psychotronic elements and Dean Martin! What else do you want or need? And besides all that, we needed some color, damnit! Dino as Matt Helm is casual, calm and he's collecting every man's dream!! For anything and everything else you want to know about Dean Martin, please head on over to our new pal's pad,  I Love Dino Martin!!! In the meantime, here's the lowdown on tonight's feature! Forgive me if I didn't use your favorite picture, this movie just had too many shots to choose from!!



Cyd Charrise sings the title song from "The Silencers"!! Well, actually Vicki Carr is the one who is singing. Cyd mimes the title song from "The Silencers!" The music was written by Elmer Berstein and the lyrics were written by Mack David!!



There's a series of short pop standards sung by Dino in this opening dream sequence with parody lyrics provided by Herbert Baker. It's like, you know, "Like Dreamsville, Man!" (Not to be confused with the terrific blog up there in the links by the same name!)



Dino and the stunning Daliah Lavi as Tina, and/or Cowboy at the Slaymate club and we get the treat of hearing "Santiago" by Sarita played by Cyd and/or Vicki, again written by Berstein and David!



A pensive moment with Dino and Tina!



Man, look at Matt Helm go into action, chop, chop! Take that sucker!! Custom cars in the movie including Matt's station wagon courtesy of The real Boss, George Barris!!!



Stella Stevens looks fantastic through the whole movie. She's gorgeous and hilarious and has a range of facial expressions beyond belief. I captured a ton of photos and she looks great in all of them, no matter what she's doing!! Her and Dean work great together!



The "backward gun trick" is funny, and even though they do it like four or five times in a row, you'll laugh every time!!



If Victor Buono had just a little more makeup on, he would have been a lot scarier! Oh, man, what a drag, Dino got dirty!!!



Matt Helm rocks!!! Now we gotta try and find a copy of "The Ambushers!"

Posted by Eegah!! and Tabonga!

Monday, October 03, 2016

Yesterday In Dino-history: October 2, 1941

Hey pallies, likes we gotta 'fess up that likes we likes never ever can seem to remember this important day in Dino-history.   Likes all to often  ilovedinomartin has failed to share some patter on the day of October 2 in the year of our Dino 1941. For it was on this early October day that our most beloved Dino said "I Do" for the first time as he married  Elizabeth Anne "Betty" McDonald  at St. Ann's Church in Cleveland Heights.

Four offsprings were born to our Dino and Betty....one boypallie and three girlpallies : Stephen (Craig), Claudia, Barbara (Gail), and Deana.  Our information for this comes from  Mr.Mark R. over at his all thin's Capitol Records blog, "popculturefanboy."  Mark is known for keepin' his readership up to date on all thin's music via Capitol, which of course means lots and lots of historical information on our King of Cool.

ilovedinomartin sends out our appreciato for how on top of Dino-history our pallie Mark R. has been.... helpin' all us Dino-holics to grow in knowin' the life and times of our most beloved Dino. To view this in it's original format, likes clicks on the tag of this here Dino-gram.

We remain,

Yours in Dino,

Dino Martin Peters




1941 - Future Capitol Records artist Dean Martin marries his first wife Elizabeth (Betty) Anne McDonald who will become mother of their children Stephen (Craig), born June 29, 1942; Claudia, born March 16, 1944; Barbara (Gail), born April 11, 1945; and Deana (Dina), born August 19, 1948

Sunday, October 02, 2016

Danny G's Sunday Serenade with Dino: "Blue Moon"








Welcome back, pallies!
Man o man... I gots to admit...I'm REALLY a nut for this whole spooky season!
Love the decorations, the scary movies, the ghosts & goblins...you name it! If it's Halloweeny...I'm diggin' it!

Now, I was havin' a bit of a problem comin' up with the perfecto tune for this week's Serenade, pals.
I wanted to incorporate the spooky, cooky, eerie & scary feel with our numero uno swoonin' crooner!
WOW...that was a mouthful! Haha!!

 Anyways, pals...I musta summoned the ghost of Dean himself...cuz all of a sudden... it hit me!
 "Blue Moon"!
 I just looked out my window last night & there it was!
The BRIGHTEST full moon I thinks I ever saw!!!
Now, I don't know 'bout youse...But I can't thinks of ANYTHIN' that gives me more of a thrill... & a FUN FUN chill... than a BIG...BRIGHT... FULL moon on a COOL COOL October night! Haha!!
I LOVES it, pallies! 
 OK, my friends...lets get into this creepy & cool season!
Time to have some SCARY fun times with our ghostly pal, Dean!
BTW, mi amici...I had NO choice but to play the live vid, also!
 Dean KILLS me when he messes up the lyric half way through! Youse'll see what I mean.  

Beware the moon... you Dino-holics! Hahaha!!!
Enjoy!




Blue moon, you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart without a love of my own
Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for someone I really could care for

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms could ever hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
When I looked to the moon it turned to gold

Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart without a love of my own

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me
And when I looked the moon had turned to gold

Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart without a love of my own
Without a love of my own without a love of my own



Saturday, October 01, 2016

Ol' Dino makes James Bond look like a boy scout in this new tale of gals and mayhem.

Hey pallies, likes we back with 'nother great Dino-devotional post from the masters of pulp at "PULP International."  Likes, likes yester-Dino-day we shared a delightful Dino-post from 'em accentin' "a Japanese program book for The Silencers," and likes with a wee bit of Dino-searchin' we found more perfectly  powerful pulp  for Helmer numbero duo, our fav of fav, "Murder's Row."  Likes we ain't sure it is from Japan 'cause all the wordin' is in English, but likes wherever it comes from it is massively marvelous to behold pallies!

The first page is a positively potently provocative pix of our Dino makin' it with Miss January in his round bed.  We can tell it is a posed pix 'cause our Dino is without his ever omnipresent  Kent cigarette in this incredible intense image, while in the actual flick, our Dino hold his Kent is his right hand as he smooches with Miss J.  Then there are two pages of perfect patter and penetratin' photos from this this fabulous flick.  The entry closes with a sensational shot of the lovely villianness Miss  Camilla Sparv drink in one hand and gun in the other.

It's 'nother remarkable remembrance with our most beloved Dino as swingin' spyster Matt Helm.
Likes once 'gain we salute the pallies at "PULP International" for bringin' such darin' Dino-action our way from the world of pulp.   To view this post in it's full Dino-glory, simply clicks on the tag of this Dino-remembrance.

We remain,

Yours in Dino,

Dino Martin Peters