Thursday, May 13, 2010

our pallie Kinezoe invites us to Relax with our Dino...."Welcome To My World"

Hey pallies, been tryin' to catch up with some of our Dino-lovin' pallies from all over the Dino-globe. One dude that is truly sold out to our Dino is our pallie Kinezoe from Spain and today's Dino-gram comes from his cool blogg "No todo es kippel."

Our Dino-devoted Kinezoe invites his followers to "Relax" and groove on the special Dino-tune "Welcome To My World." And the Dino-clip that Kinezoe has chosen is an outstandin' Dino-trib-vid set to that oh so Dino-invitational-song, of which the lyrics are also included for our Dino-edification!!!! Also so diggs the groovy Dino-pix that our pallie has chosen to enhance his Dino-message with.

You will note that I have included Kinezoe's original post in Spanish along with the English translation. To view this post in it's original format, just click on the tagg of this here Dino-gram.

Hats out to our Dino-holic pallie Kinezoe for spreadin' the message and helpin' so many come to know, love, and honor our Dino. Truly it is guys like Kinezoe who are makin' all the Dino-difference in keepin' the Dino-message alive and glowin' and growin! Dino-devotedly, DMP



lunes 22 de marzo de 2010

Relax




Parece que mi última entrada acabó generando cierta polémica, siendo precisamente ésta otra de las cosas que nunca soporté: las polémicas. Afortunadamente los malentendidos fueron aclarados. Tema zanjado :-)

He pensado que nada mejor que un poco de swing de la mano de nuestro querido Dean Martin para calmar del todo los ánimos. Espero les sirva de relax en este nuevo comienzo de semana. ¡Hasta la próxima!

It seems my last post has generated some controversy, it being just another thing that ever endured: the controversy. Fortunately, the misunderstandings were clarified. Topic resolved :-)

I thought that nothing like a bit of swing from the hand of our beloved Dean Martin to calm the mood entirely. I hope they can use to relax in this new beginning of the week. Until next time!

"Welcome to my world" (Dean Martin)

Welcome to my world
Won't you come on in?
Miracles I guess
Still happen now and then.

Step into my heart
And leave your cares behind
welcome to my world
Built with you in mind.

Knock, and the door will open
Seek, and you will find
Ask, and you'll be given
The key to this world of mine.

I'll be waiting here
With my arms unfurled
Waiting just for you
Welcome to my world.
Waiting just for you
Welcome to my world.

Publicado por Kinezoe el 22.3.10 9

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

On This Day In Dino-history: May 12, 1949

Hey pallies, we sez our thanks to our pallie Mark over at popculturefanboy for today's Dino-story (clicks on tagg of this Dino-gram to goes there). Mr. Mark shares 'nother significant day in our Dino's life with a double dose of Dino-history.

First up on May 12, 1949 we learn of the Martin and Lewis Radio programme at NBC when the boys visit the Capitol Records studio to record a new tune. Loves the Dino and the jer pix that Mark has chosen to use...one that is new to this Dino-holic. Wonderin' if this Dino-pix was indeed shot the day of the recordin' of that radio programme.

Second, on May 12, 1958 we learn that our Dino hit numero 6 with his classic single "Return To Me." For your Dino-listenin' pleasure have included a clip playin' the original Dinotune.


Kudos to Mr. Mark for continuin' to lift up the life and times of our Dino and his many and varied connects with Capitol Records. Dino-sharin', DMP




1949 - On NBC's radio show, The Martin and Lewis Show, Dean and Jerry are at Capitol Records to record a new tune and get tips on how to sing folk songs from guest Burl Ives

1958 - Dean Martin (with Gus Levine and His Orchestra and Chorus)'s Capitol Records single "Return To Me" is #6.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

our Dino is "Gentle On My Mind" while "Lost In Rio"



Hey pallies, likes our Dino is everywhere!!!! Our great man's music is now bein' featured in a new freature film en francais.

Today's Dino-message is a flick review of the french spy spoof tagged "OSS 117: Lost in Rio." From the web page of the Hollywood Reporter, from the pen of Mr. Frank Scheck, comes this report on this new and very hip big screen caper.

Was thrilled to read that our Dino's huge hit, "Gentle On My Mind" is an important part of this film's soundtrack. Think of the millions of neaveau hipsters who may turn on to the Dino-sound just by viewin' this with it flick!!!!

Likes I did search youtube for a clip of "Lost In Rio" that includes our Dino's tune, but alas, did not have such a Dino-encounter. So, for your Dino-viewin' and Dino-listenin' pleasure have included a clip of our beloved Dino havin' a swingin' time singin' "Gentle" on this TV show.

Just gives me such a thrill pallies to know that flick after flick are givin' our Dino the nod when it comes to their soundtrack music. Thanks to Mr. Frank Scheck and the Hollywood Reporter to puttin' us on to this excitin' Dino-news. To view the review in it's original format, as aways, just clicks on the tagg of this here Dino-gram. Dino-delightedly, DMP




Film Reviews

OSS 117: Lost in Rio -- Film Review

By Frank Scheck, May 10, 2010 10:13 ET



"OSS 117: Lost in Rio"Bottom Line: This French spy spoof is no "Austin Powers."
NEW YORK -- We've had Derek Flint, Maxwell Smart, Austin Powers and innumerable other lampoons of spies and secret agents, so why shouldn't the French get into the act with "OSS 117: Lost in Rio"? This sequel to 2006's "OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies" spoofs one of their iconic characters, Hubert Bonisseur de la Bath, the hero of a series of novels and films dating to the late 1940s.

Unfortunately, the genre has gotten a bit stale by now, and this mostly unfunny effort -- though it might have made them laugh silly in its home country -- is unlikely to appeal to art house audiences on this side of the Atlantic.

Reprising his role as the title character is Jean Dujardin, whose deadpan comedic style is the best element of the otherwise over-the-top proceedings.

Set 12 years after the previous installment, this one has 117 jetting down to Rio to retrieve a microfilm listing the names of World War II French collaborators (he's astonished to discover there were any). Joining forces with a beautiful -- naturally -- female Mossad agent (Louise Monot), he finds himself facing off against various bad guys, including Chinese gangsters and an aged Nazi.

Director Michel Hazanavicius perfectly apes the stylistic mannerisms of '60s-era spy thrillers, from cheesy soundtrack selections -- in this case, Dean Martin's cover of "Gentle on My Mind" -- to split-screen visuals to groovy costumes and hairstyles. He also throws in numerous gratuitous Hitchcock references, with copious riffs on "Vertigo" and "North by Northwest."

Most of the film's tired humor stems from the clueless 117's casual racism and misogyny, expressed largely through an endless series of anti-Semitic comments that prove more tasteless than funny.

For every comic sequence that works -- an agonizingly slow foot chase in a hospital between 117 and the Nazi while both are hooked up to IVs -- there are more that fall flat: 117 tries in vain to cook a crocodile for dinner. One would guess the gags involving an American CIA agent whose language is peppered with endless vulgarisms played a lot better in France than they do here.

Smirking as expertly as Sean Connery, Dujardin admittedly is a hoot as the sexist secret agent. It's too bad his terrifically self-deprecating comic performance is undercut by the lameness of everything that surrounds him.

Opened May 7 (Music Box Films)
Production: Mandarin Films, Gaumont, M6 Films, Canal Plus, CineCinema
Cast: Jean Dujardin, Louis Monot, Rudiger Vogler, Alex Luntz
Director: Michael Hazanavicius
Screenwriters: Michel Hazanavicius, Jean-Francois Halin
Producer: Eric Altmayer, Nicolas Altmayer
Director of photography: Guillaume Schiffman
Editor: Reynald Bertrand
Costume designer: Charlotte David
Music: Ludovic Bource

Monday, May 10, 2010

Rememberin' Miss Lena Horne with our Dino



Hey pallies, I'm grateful to guy tagged Hal who shared the passin' of the great Miss Lena Horne with his readers at his pad "Horn Section." As you will note below, Miss
Lena died last night at the age of 92.

We express our deep sadness at her passin' and say our thanks for sharin' this trib that also includes a great clip of our Dino and Miss Horne makin' some great music on the Dino-show. To view this in it's original format, likes just clicks on the tagg of this Dino-gram. Dino-rememberin', DMP


Sunday, May 09, 2010
The Horn Section Salutes Lena Horne (1917-2010)



Sad to report that the great Lena Horne passed away Sunday night at age 92. She was best known for her appearances in 1940's musicals such as CABIN IN THE SKY and STORMY WEATHER but those of my generation first became familiar with Ms. Horne through her near-constant appearances on popular variety shows (FLIP WILSON, LAUGH-IN, DEAN MARTIN) and a very memorable appearance as herself on one of the most famous episodes of SANFORD AND SON. Then in her late fifties, she still had us understanding why Freddy G. was so smitten with her.

Here's Ms. Horne on a 1968 episode of THE DEAN MARTIN SHOW signing solo, then with the star of the show. Enjoy!

More reviews coming!
Posted by Hal at 11:54 PM

DEAN MARTIN AMERICAN ICON STRIP OF 10 MINT STAMPS 2


Hey pallies, likes woo-hoo dudes.....you've read right here at ilovedinomartin 'bout the Facebook efforts of two bro's tryin' to get our gov to issue a postage stamp honorin' our Dino (go to http://ilovedinomartin.blogspot.com/2010/04/10000-activists-call-for-usps-to-honor.html). Wells today's Dino-gram features some stellar stamps devoted to our beloved Dino...and likes since the seller is an Aussie, I does think they comes from Down Under.

These cool Dino-commemorations are likes found for sale over at ebay. To view this post in it's original Dino-format, just click on the tagg of this 'gram to goes to the ebay pad where upi will be able to place your bid.

There are literally millions 'pon millions of amazin' Dino-images out there...don't believe anyone ever was more photographed then our great man...but of all the Dino-pixs 'vailable...this one is my numero uno choice...simply to this Dino-addict the bestest of the best Dino-image to represent of beloved Dino on a stamp.

And, pallies likes how totally rad is it that the stamp proclaims the Dino-truth.... "DEAN MARTIN - AMERICAN ICON" on each and every stamp!!!! Gotta say the Aussie postal deparmento certainly knows how to pay such deep and devoted homage to the King of Cool.




DEAN MARTIN AMERICAN ICON STRIP OF 10 MINT STAMPS 2

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Starting bid: US $8.50

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Retro Movie Review #2: The Silencers

Hey pallies, likes after readin' Mr. Gilligan's stellar Dino-review of "The Ambushers" likes I just had to search his Retrospace pad for more of our Dino. Today's Dino-post is a review that hipster Gil did for Helmer numero uno, "The Silencers."

Mr. Gilligan begins his Dino-thoughts with these words...."the ultra-cool Dean Martin has butts and boobs in his face the entire film." So takes it from there pallies and enjoys Gil's take on our Dino as Matt Helm. To view this in it's original format, likes just clicks on the tagg of this here Dino-gram. Dino-sharin', DMP



12/30/08

Retro Movie Review #2: The Silencers



I'm starting my review of The Silencers (1966) with this image because I think it encapsulates the movie better than any other frame: the ultra-cool Dean Martin has butts and boobs in his face the entire film.

I'm not going to outline the plot of the film, or even give a real review; however, I will say that I was astounded at how similar it was to the Austin Powers films. It is so neatly identical that I'd sue Mike Myers for every penny he made from it. Of course, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (and The Silencers borrows an awful lot from James Bond).... so, I guess I'd hold off on the litigation for right now.

Anyway, Dean is his usual cool likeable self as the special agent Matt Helm, and nothing at all like the goofy Austin Powers... except for an extreme case of excessive mojo. I lost count of how many beautiful women throw themselves at his feet begging for some lovin'... I'm sure it would make a great drinking game. In one scene, Dean literally rips Stella Stevens' clothes off and then manhandles her. This is Austin Power's mojo times ten.

But the similarities don't end there - not by a longshot.

There's an evil mastermind who looks and talks remarkably like Dr. Evil, and he even has an underground lair. Furthermore, the evil mastermind has a diabolical (and hilariously convoluted) plan to destroy the world. His plans are implemented by an actor bearing a striking resemblance to Robert Wagner, aka "Number Two" (seen below).



The evil mastermind has plenty of nameless henchmen whom Dean kills haphazardly one by one just as in the Austin Powers movies. There's also plenty of nifty Bond gadgets, Dean's boss is just like Michael York - straight laced and uptight, and there's even a character named Lovey Kravesit! I could go on and on, but you get the point. Sure, Austin Powers borrows a lot from Bond and the Flint movies (not to mention Jason King), but The Silencers seems to be its principal inspiration (yet it's not even mentioned in the Austin Powers Wikipedia article).

The storyline is just as convoluted as Dr. Evil's plans - things seem to happen for no other reason than to provide a sexy moment or a killing to wake up the audience a little. At one point Nancy Kovack is shot twice in the back and at another point Cyd Charisse is shot dead on stage - in both cases we never fully understand why. Then again, it doesn't really matter does it? We're having way too much fun to be bogged down with things like a backstory and motives.

Dean acts like he's been hitting the

sauce since the first day of filming - he's half awake and slightly slurred for the better part of the picture. My favorite scene would have to be where Stella Stevens and Dean Martin are driving down a winding road and drinking like there's no tomorrow. Dean's got a veritable wet bar in the backseat, and the pair of them do shots!



I think there was a plot in the film somewhere, but really the story is nothing more than a means to carry the audience from one cool-funny-and/or-sexy scene to another. But that's okay, since the movie delivers mightily on all three counts.

And before I go, a big shout out goes to the Dino Lounge, where the memory of the man who defined cool is kept alive. Keith also has some great screen captures from the film here. Cheers!

Saturday, May 08, 2010

DEAN MARTIN’S DEEPWATER HORIZON: Or How We Like Our Life In The Land Of Menefreghismo

Hey pallies, from the blog "Purple State Of Mind," from the prophetic pen of Mr. John Marks comes probably the most amazin' piece of Dino-prose that I have ever read (perhaps second only to Nick Tosches' Dino-bio that is so freely quoted here.)

As you will read here Mr. Marks became a Dino-addict at the tender age of seven. Quotin' John:

"Let me explain. When I was a kid, there were three poles to my pop culture existence: Marvel Comics, the daytime soap opera Dark Shadows and Dean Martin. Like faith, hope and love in the Bible, these were the three great pillars, but the greatest of these was Dean. He sang Iron Man and Barnabas Collins into succulent, enveloping silence."

As our Dino has a profound influence on all us Dino-holics, so he has on the life of John. And, in this outstandin' Dino-theme, Mr. Marks speaks so elequently 'bout how the Dino-way has so so influenced where we finds outselves today as a society. I does thinks pallies that Mr. John Marks hits the nail on the head as to why our Dino is more sought after then ever....'specially 'mong today's youthful hipsters. In a world that gets crazier by the moment, our Dino is the only thin' that truly makes sense outta the craziness!!!!

So, thanks so much for Mr. John Marks sharin' his personal Dino-adulation story and demonstratin' the profound influence our Dino has on today's life and times. So, please pallies-o-mine takes the time to soak in each and every Dino-thought shared by Mr. Marks....words that are likes so deep, so dark, so so true!!!! Dino-awed, DMP btw pallies, to read John Mark's Dino-perspective in it's original form, as always likes just clicks on the tagg of this here Dino-gram.







DEAN MARTIN’S DEEPWATER HORIZON: Or How We Like Our Life In The Land Of Menefreghismo



Filed under: Books, Dean Martin, Featured, Movies, Music
Posted by: John

by JOHN MARKS

Lately, what with oil spills in the Gulf of Mexico, shady trading on Wall Street and collapsing mines in West Virginia, I’ve been thinking a lot about Dean Martin. Dean had it down. He was the ultimate American success, triumphing across the platform peaks of the entertainment industry of the 1950’s and 60’s: music, television, movies, Vegas. In 1965, his single “Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime” knocked the Beatles off the top spot. By the end of the decade, he was a major movie star with his own hit TV series.

Yet by the time he died in 1995, he was virtually forgotten, eclipsed by Frank Sinatra, living like a hermit in southern California, a man out of time, indifferent, lost, separated from the race. But then, he had been a menefreghista, as Nick Tosches wrote twenty five years ago in the definitive account of the singer’s life, one of the great show business biographies of all time, Dino: Living High In The Dirty Business Of Dreams.

A menefreghista is he who lives by the code of menefreghismo. Translated, Tosches tells us, the Italian word means the state of “not giving a fuck.” Dean Martin was one of those men, a model for the mob and seemingly for a vast slice of American corporate professionals; Martin may have been dead and forgotten for a decade and a half, but the code to which he subscribed seems to have outlived him, to have so wholly engulfed American business that it has come to be an unofficial, almost national ethos.

He who did not give a fuck sang beautifully, soulfully, superficially about the coming world of those who do not give a fuck. Turn down the sound on the YouTube footage of the Gulf of Mexico, on the Goldman hearings, on the statements of the Massey Mines officials, and you can hear the strains of “Bummin Around” or “Remember Me, I’m The One Who Loves You” or “I Take A Lot Of Pride In What I Am”. These aren’t throwaway numbers. They are anthems of a condition of the heart.

I believe it is also mine, which is part of the horror and thrill of reading the Tosches biography.

Let me explain. When I was a kid, there were three poles to my pop culture existence: Marvel Comics, the daytime soap opera Dark Shadows and Dean Martin. Like faith, hope and love in the Bible, these were the three great pillars, but the greatest of these was Dean. He sang Iron Man and Barnabas Collins into succulent, enveloping silence.

So it was with a thrill beyond words and a certain tragic despair that I began to read the Tosches book, almost a quarter century old, but timeless, too, to my eyes anyway, bigger than the sum of its parts. The author wrings deep, dark American reality from the jaws of forgotten trivia. Somehow, the story also feels as if it’s about the country and about me at the same time.

At seven, I bought utterly and completely into the image of Dean. Other kids might have been focused on the Monkees or the Jackson Five or Bobby Sherman, but I had been watching the westerns since I was old enough to understand English, and the Dean Martin who appeared in those movies, slouching toward the bar, singing with Ricky Nelson, mounting a horse with the same laziness and indifference that he seems to have mounted cocktail waitresses at the Sands, felt very much of a piece with the voice on the albums.

The voice felt so real and reassuring, so “grounded”, we might say now, that I found myself compelled at the age of seven to write a letter of condolence on the occasion of the collapse of Dean’s second marriage. He wrote back, thanking me for my concern, and included a signed black and white photograph that might have been taken a decade earlier.

He seemed to me the nicest and most decent of all possible men, the very symbol of confidence, excellence, superb diffidence, a human model for the corporate faces of our own time, a smooth, incomparable, unassailable face, a Goldman Sachs, a British Petroleum, a Massey Mines Inc. Nothing could ever go wrong with Dean Martin. One could never doubt that his inner trades were sound, his hidden wells securely capped, his ventilation systems running impeccable.

Sure, he drank. Sure, he made silly, off-color wisecracks about his dancers, the Gold Diggers. Sure, sure, sure. But his hair was never messy. He memorized all his lines, and he sang like molten silver on numbers like “My Woman, My Woman, My Wife”, or “Houston” or “You’re Nobody Til Somebody Loves You”, and you believed. This was success. This was what it looked like. This was what it sounded like. You felt it in your pants.

Behind it all, though, or so Tosches theorizes (the author never actually interviewed Martin, who’d long since sworn off publicity), ran something else, an implacable emptiness, or rather a slate that wasn’t empty, just comprehensively unreadable. Tosches said that Giancana and the other mafia hoods and even Sinatra all admired Dean, because he couldn’t be touched, he couldn’t be muscled, he seemed to have no fear. He seemed to embody what a generation of American companies must have seen as the ultimate blue print. He made money, but he did not give a fuck, and that was the condition of making the money.

He did not really give a fuck about singing. He did not give a fuck about the movies. He did not give a fuck about anything, finally, and for reasons that the author doesn’t ultimately explain. Maybe it was a position of safety. The menefreghista takes indifference to the metaphysical level. Make your money, and embrace the frozen sea within, to borrow a line from Kafka.

If the a mine collapses, and people die, that’s fate, that’s life, that’s business. If a million trades contain a million lies, and the economy goes off the tracks, and tens of millions lose jobs and homes, that’s tough, that’s amore, that’s business. And if the Gulf Of Mexico fills to the brim with light crude that destroys ecosystems, cities and countless lives, what is all of that nonsense to the menefreghista, who made his bet, won his stake and can recede into stillness and quiet as if he were made of stone or sky? He who does not give a fuck must only answer to lawyers, guns and money, the very weapons that allow his great silence to exist.

Dino used up his share of lawyers and money, and he won through and was able to eat his nightly steak and watch his nightly western in peace and quiet, but the worst thing he ever did, maybe, was pollute our ears with a music of sweet, heedless duplicity. I still love the songs, but I hear an elision in them that was never there before. “Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes” sounds different when you know the singer doesn’t give a fuck.

The successors in ethos of Dino didn’t let the rest of us off so easy. Their legacy is beginning to look post-apocalyptic: death, ruin, corruption. But hey, like the committed menefreghista managerial class they represent, the professionals who signed off on the security of the Deepwater Horizon well, the methane reduction capabilities in the Upper Big Branch Mine, the soundness of the collateralized debt obligations must now bear the consequences of failing to cover their tracks. They must, like Dino in Vegas, face audiences whose eyes are glazing over, and whose former love is beginning to turn sour.

They must be able to drop their mikes and stare back with implacable, ferocious eyes at the people who no longer believe them when they sing about the beauty of profits, free enterprise and unimpeachable markets.

They must rise to this occasion, or they are not worthy of the code. They must be able to listen to the laments for the dead, the cries of the dying, the fear and mourning of our coastal cities, the rage of the people they cheated, and they must show no sign of remorse or hesitation. They must stare back like the sun itself, like a huge, intransigent heat source, and answer the questions of Congressional subcommittees with the musical non-chalance of Dino Crocetti of Steubenville, Ohio.

“Come Running Back To Me, Back To The Arms That Long To Hold You, Forever and Ever, My Love.”

If they can’t give us what Dean did, a music to distract and dissuade, then what good are they? If they aren’t equal to the disaster they made in the name of their depthless menefreghismo, why should any of us hesitate to put them behind bars, to make them pay to the full extent of the law? Why shouldn’t we as a people deal with the corporate houseflies at British Petroleum, Goldman Sachs and Massey Mines in exactly the same way they have dealt with us? Why should of any of us regard them with anything less than the pitiless gaze of a man who simply doesn’t give a fuck as they are led away to perdition?

What kind of people are we if we don’t?

Friday, May 07, 2010

Retro Movie Review #10: The Ambushers (1967) Part Two

Hey pallies, dudes likes as promised here is part duo of Mr. Gilligan's hip Dino-prose on "The Ambushers" from his Retrospace blogg-o. Just listen a few of likes Gil's words of Dino-perspective......"That's precisely what made Dino so great - he was too busy having fun to take this acting bit seriously. Every line he spoke was with a sly wink to the camera, and audiences ate it up."

Indeed, pallies likes you and me hang on every Dino-word our great man has ever spoken....'specially in the Dino-perfect Helm capers. So enjoys likes readin' more of Gil's Dino-prose, truly spoken as likes one who knows, loves, and honors our Dino....to the MAX! Thanks Mr. Gilligan for doin' your part to spread some Dino-magic to your readers and helpin' draw more and more pallies to true Dino-addiction. Dino-pysched, DMP

5/4/10
Retro Movie Review #10: The Ambushers (1967) Part Two



When we last left Helm, he'd gone apeshit after being drugged by Francesca, ripping her clothes off then passing out cold. Fortunately for him, Sheila shows up and the tables are turned on Francesca.



If you'll recall, Sheila was supposed to be insane. She'd driven her top secret flying saucer into the jungles of Acapulco and been captured. Months later, the US government finds her wandering around the jungle, crazy as a shithouse rat. What happened? She seems in perfect control.



It seems Sheila is, in fact, quite sane - she's been pretending. (I'm not exactly sure why she was doing that, but I'll go with it. Don't ask questions, just play along.) It's this kind of ridiculousness that gives this movie a bad rap (as I mentioned, Michael Medved called this one of the 50 worst films of all time). I conted that it's no worse than Danger Diabolik, a similarly styled movie which has a huge cult following, and much respect. Sure, The Ambushers is tongue-in-cheek, but is that a bad thing?




Well, it doesn't take long before both Helm and Sheila are captured by the diabolical Ortega in his secret lair (a la. Dr. Evil). A man in a Fez (just like Will Farrell in the Austin Powers movie) wants to purchase the government UFO from Ortega.

Francesca is also there, and she too wants to purchase the flying saucer.



However, Ortega reveals that neither Fez nor Francesca will get their precious UFO. The sick bastard is selling it to the Chinese! To add insult to injury, Ortega then sentences Helm to death by firing squad and wants to make Sheila his personal sex slave.

We quickly discover that Francesca is a pretty resourceful lady. While Helm is preparing to have his brains blown out, she puts some lipstick on Sheila (obviously, the same deadly trickery she used on Helm earlier).



Then, the tricktess, Francesca, finds her way to the hidden flying saucer, but is manhandled by that dirty Fez wearing asshole before she can get in.





What this slimy Fez wearing sonofabitch doesn't realize is that only women can pilot the UFO. You heard me - for some reason this ship kills men. This is why ICE had Sheila pilot the saucer in the first place.

Meanwhile, Helm is getting ready to die by firing squad. He asks for one last cigarette - little do they know the secret agent smoke acts as a laughing gas. Quintano, the firing squad leader and henchman, is reduced to tears and uncontrollable laughter.




I've gotta say here that I've read a lot of reviews for this film and they all say the same thing: Dean Martin phones this role in. Obviously, these critics just don't get it. That's precisely what made Dino so great - he was too busy having fun to take this acting bit seriously. Every line he spoke was with a sly wink to the camera, and audiences ate it up. Dino is the anti-Liam Neeson... if you get my meaning.

Anyway, Sheila has drugged Ortega with her lipstick, and has him all hot and bothered aboard the UFO. Ah, but let's not forget that this flying saucer KILLS MEN!



In the climactic scene, Sheila is aboard the UFO which is like a runaway beer truck spiralling down a train track toward the edge of a cliff. However will she escape? My main man, Helm, puts Sheila on the back of his motorbike and send the UFO off the cliff where it explodes into a million pieces.







The movie's epilogue is perfect. Helm is making advances at a new ICE recruit with Martin's "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes" playing in the background. For some reason this chick just isn't in the mood. This simply doesn't happen! Has Helm lost his mojo?



He changes the record to a Sinatra song ("Strangers in the Night") and suddenly she can't control herself. She's all over him.

Get it? If you don't, chances are you would hate this movie. For the rest of you who appreciate Dino's outlandishly cool persona, you will lap this movie up and beg for more. Personally, I admire the Rat Pack mentality: those ultra-cool hipsters who were constantly in pursuit of the fairer sex, and only asked for two things out of life - a stiff drink and a close shave.

The Ambushers is James Bond, Austin Powers, and Leslie Neilson all rolled up into one. But what sets it apart for me is Dino. I could watch him mow the yard and be glued to his every move. He was and will always be the very definition of cool. And never was he cooler than in The Ambushers.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Retro Movie Review #9: The Ambushers (1967) Part One

Hey pallies, ".....a celluloid cocktail of cheesecake and Dino mojo, shaken not stirred"......so begins this grooviest of the groovy movie review of the Helmer classic "The Ambushers." From the rad blogg "Retrospace" and the creative pen of hipster Mr. Gilligan comes today's Dino-post, part one of a two parter on Matt Helm caper numero three.

Mr. Gilligan is obviously someone who truly "gets Martin" and understands that there can be 'nothin' cooler in the Dino-universe that our Dino playin' his hipster randy Dino-persona as spyster Matt Helm.

So sits back and soaks in this stunnin' review of "The Ambushers." The Dino-prose is outstandin' and the vid caps so so captivatin'. Mr. Gilligan's review is so thorough that is takin' him two parts to do Dino-justice to this classic Dino-tale.

So enjoys part uno with part duo promised for our next Dino-day. To view Gil's amazin' blog and post in it's original format, likes just clicks on the tagg of this here Dino-gram. Dino-lingerin', DMP

5/4/10
Retro Movie Review #9: The Ambushers (1967) Part One



To the Atomic Age hipster, the spy was the ultimate bachelor badass. Reckless, yet never ruffled. Daring, yet tender. His Beretta in one hand, his other hand holstering a martini. He was an epiphany of suave. For my money, no one personified this better than Dean Martin in his Matt Helm movies. Indeed, The Ambushers is a celluloid cocktail of cheesecake and Dino mojo, shaken not stirred.

Well known critic,Michael Medved, put this film in his list of the top 50 worst films of all time. But this movie wasn't meant for squares like Medved. It was meant to entertain, and it more than succeeds in this regard. Medved wouldn't know a Hi-Fi's from a Hi-Ball - and therefore has no business even watching this movie.

The movie begins at the Intelligence Counter Espionage (ICE) Rehabilitation Center where we find spies in training. This is where highly skilled double agents develop the tools of their trade - martial arts, top secret gadgets and the expertise to handle the most dangerous of missions.



Yes, we're two minutes into the film, and I think it's already pretty obvious what kind of movie we're in for.

Ultra-smooth Helm is just minding his own business taking a stroll at the ICE Rehab Center when a former partner, Sheila, runs screaming into his arms shouting that someone's trying to kill her. The doctors inform Helm that they found Sheila lost in a jungle, and she's now certifiably batshit insane.



Matt Helm learns from headquarters that he's not at the rehab to brush up on his Judo. No sir. He's there to work with Sheila. You see, Sheila was piloting a government issue flying saucer when she was forced to land in Acapulco..... it's a long story - I'll fill you in later.


BTW Sheila is played by Janice Rule, the former wife of Ben Gazzara and Robert Thom - the writer of Deathrace 2000!


Anyway, ICE wants to take Sheila and get her a makeover by the most flamboyantly gay man in the known universe.



Cut to a scene where Helm is receiving a massage while his miniskirted secretary Lovey Kravesit arrives unexpectedly. They are obviously poking fun at the Bond films and their tendency to give women characters suggestive names. Lovey was played by Beverly Adams, a former fiance of none other than Erik Estrada.



The next scene takes place at the site of a spy training exercise on a simulated train - except, Helm soon discovers there's nothing simulated about the gun pointed at him. Once the two ladies leave (the older lady played Maude in Harold and Maude), the man demands Helm tell him about the government issue UFO or die!



Thankfully, the boss, Macdonald (James Gregory), saves Helm in the nick of time and takes care of the evil spy by straight up murdering his ass. You may remember James Gregory from his role as Inspector Luger on Barney Miller.


Macdonald takes a moment to enlighten Helm. He explains that Sheila is the key to discovering the whereabouts of the UFO. The only problem is Sheila is, as I stated earlier, batshit insane. It's going to take a very special man to crack this crazy chick - if Helm can't do it, no one can.


Helm also raises a salient point: How'd this evil spy infiltrate the ICE rehab center? There's obviously a threat from inside the organization!




Of course, Sheila instantly takes a liking to Helm; however, in her deranged state, she thinks Helm is her husband. This fits the plan perfectly because the two are to travel to Acapulco (near where the UFO went down) incognito as husband and wife photographers.


Notice in the next image how both Helm and Sheila are smoking - it's hard to believe there was a time when you could smoke on airplanes (I still remember the little ashtrays in the armrests).



Helm and Sheila wind up at a fancy schmancy pool party when they notice the sinister, Jose Ortega. ICE suspects Ortega is somehow involved in the disappearance of the flying saucer and Sheila's bizarre brainwash.



It becomes evident that ol' Sheila hasn't exactly forgotten everything when she storms Ortega's mansion and blows his ass away. Of course, you can't kill the sadistic villain this early in the film - Ortega survives because the gun was loaded with blanks.


What's disturbing about this scene is that Ortega is played by Albert Salmi. In 1990, Salmi and his wife were found dead from gunshot wounds. It is believed to be a murder-suicide; however, the facts of the incident aren't exactly clear, and there are still a lot of unanswered questions.



Sheila flees the scene in a stolen car, is almost raped by a stranger who emerges from the backseat (WTF?), and escapes on foot.


Meanwhile, Helm is making headway with, Francesca, a wealthy woman he's met, played by the Austrian beauty, Senta Berger. Francesca has ties to Ortega, of which Helm would like to explore.



Unfortunately for Helm, Francesca isn't so easily wooed by his charms. She drugs him using a special kind of lipstick. This, of course, immediately reminded me of that episode of Gilligan's Island which had the long fantasy sequence where Gilligan is a secret agent. In once scene Ginger attempts to poison him with a poison lipstick kiss, but secret agent Gilligan survives by wearing a pair of wax lips.


Matt Helm is driven psychotic by the drug, thrashing around, ripping off Francesca's clothes, and then passing out. That never happened on Gilligan's Island! (I wish it had)



Stay tuned for part two to the Retrospace review The Ambushers. Glad you dropped by!

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Dean Martin-Jerry Lewis Break Up

Hey pallies, likes today's Dino-post comes from a new blog tagged "Big Hollywood Dynamite" (clicks on tagg of this Dino-gram to goes there) by a blogger tagged Jon C. Hopwood. Mr. Hopwood shares a few Dino-details surroundin' the break-up of our beloved Dino and the jer. I always loves learnin' more 'bout our Dino and discovered in this post that our great man was a top ten box office star in 1967 and 1968....#4 in '67 and #6 in '68.

Mr. Hopwood also gives a nod to the trio of great Dino-posts from Michael J. Hayde's blog BETTER LIVING THROUGH TELEVISION. ilovedinomartin is delighted to feature a new blogger who is featurin' our Dino. Hopes Mr. Hopwood will feature our great man often and helps many, many pallies comes to know, love, and honor our Dino! Dino-delightedly, DMP

Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Dean Martin-Jerry Lewis Break Up



It's probably falls into the "Hard to Believe" category, but Jerry Lewis was one of the top box office stars of all time. From 1951 through 1963, Jerry Lewis made the list of Top 10 Money Making Stars 11 times, either with Dean Martin or solo, failing to make the list only in 1959 and '60.

Dino, himself, didn't make the list again until after the ebb tide of Lewis' screen popularity went out. Martin made the Top 10 List of Box Office stars twice as a solo act: Buoyed by the Matt Helm spy spoof series, he cracked the Top 10 in 1967 and '68, ranking #4 & #6, respectively.

Martin & Lewis first were voted in the Top 10 in 1951, coming in at #2, topped only by John Wayne. It was the first of six straight years on the list. Ironically, 1951 was Abbott & Costello's last year in the Top 10. (Show business legend has it that Martin & Lewis were "discovered" by Abbott & Costello.)

The comedy team of Bud Abbott & Lou Costello, Martin & Lewis' only rivals as a comedic team in terms of box office popularity, had debuted on the list in 1941, the first of four consecutive years in the Top Ten, and were #1 in 1942. They also made the list in 1948, '49 & '50, seven times in total, one more than Martin & Lewis. However, by the early '50s, they definitely were suffering from over-exposure. Their career went into eclipse, as Martin & Lewis became America's comic darlings.

The year after being voted onto the money makers list by theater owners, Martin & Lewis duplicated Abbott & Costello's distinction by being named the #1 Box Office attraction in America. For the next four years, they were ranked #2 two straight years, then #7 and #6. In 1957, Jerry Lewis as a solo act cracked the Top 10 at #9 and was #3 the following year, his best showing without Dino.

Here is links to an excellent series on the Dean Martin-Jerry Lewis crack up, featured on Michael J. Hayde's blog BETTER LIVING THROUGH TELEVISION:

I. Martin vs. Lewis, Round One (March 1954)

II. Martin vs. Lewis, Round Two (June-August 1955)

III. Martin vs. Lewis, T.K.O. (June-July 1956)

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

IKON IV: Dean Martin

Hey pallies, our little ilovedinomartin Dino-conclave is seemin' to be likes takin' on likes an artistic Dino-bender. From the pages of Mr. Brad Lapin's intriguin' blog MONDO X (clicks on tagg of this Dino-post to goes there) comes 'nother amazin' Dino-renderin'. Lapin is truly a renaissance man as you will note from the bio below taken from his blog.

Today's Dino-creation is of the ikon form. If you takes the time to view this pallie's blogg you will note that he has created a variety of ikons of the world's most interestin' people....not the least of who is included is our beloved Dino.

Each ikon includes words of wisdom from the featured subject. How stellar that Mr. Lapin chose our ever wise Dino's amazin' insights into amorin' from his classic Dino-prose "That's Amore."

Thanks to Mr. Brad Lapin for creatin' this Dino-honorin' art sure to bring more and more pallies to come to know, love, and honor our Dino! Dino-reflectin', DMP



BRAD LAPIN is a self-described gentleman of letters, Los Angeles born and bred, who divides his time between Atlanta, Ga. and Rome, Italy. He is currently working on a novel entitled “The Man Who Invented History” which has absorbed his attention for the past decade. In past incarnations, he has been, among other things, a radio show talk host, a theatrical director, an author, columnist and journalist as well as the publisher, editor and founder of both Damage Magazine and Pug, an E-zine. A raconteur, round-table wit and all-around permanent absurdity, Lapin remains dedicated to the proposition that, all things being equal, diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

Monday, May 03, 2010

Mikey Dino does Dino



Hey pallies, likes here's 'nother stunnin' piece of Dino-artistry that I discovered on our Dino's offical facebook pad. From a dude tagged Mikey Dino (is this guy a Dino-holic or what) comes this really likes hot Dino-portrayal. Below you will see Mr. Mikey workin' on his Dino-art.

Can't tells you pallies how much seein' youthful hipsters payin' homage to our beloved Dino does for a Dino-addict likes me. From his facebook page (clicks on tagg of this Dino-post to goes there) it looks likes this Dino-devotee may be into doin' him some Dino-emulation through song.

Many thanks to Mikey Dino for usin' so many of his obvious creative talents to celebrate our King of Cool and help others to come to know, love and honor our great man. Dino-celbratin', DMP

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Our Dino is now "least annoyin' (as he always has been and always ever will be)


Hey pallies, likes I am so Dino-psyched to begin the new Dino-month with some amazin' Dino-news. Likes durin' the Dino-month of March, several Dino-times I encouraged all you Dino-holics to likes go on over to the "Am I Annoying" pad to vote our Dino as most not annoying. Well's I am likes so so Dino-delighted to share with all you dudes that after much much votin', finally our Dino is currently on the top of the "least annoying" list at just 17.53 percent.

Nows, likes we all knows that our Dino has never been, will never be annoyin' at all, so likes I again calls all all true Dino-devotees to keeps those Dino-votes comin' in. We wanna gets our Dino as close to 0 percent as Dino-possible!!!! To votes for our Dino goes to.........
http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(viul3iensop1wjzagooh5t3f))/view.aspx?ID=4979
DO IT FOR DINO!!!!!!

To see for yourself that our wonderfully wise Dino is least annoyin', likes just clicks on the tagg of this here Dino-gram. Dino-sharin', DMP



Least Annoying:

Dean Martin
17.53% (1064 of 6067 votes)
Shiri Appleby
17.83% (2957 of 16587 votes)
Lisa Baker
19.18% (3691 of 19240 votes)
Wayne Gretzky
20.06% (283 of 1411 votes)
Mario Lemieux
20.25% (888 of 4386 votes)
Bob Newhart
20.30% (367 of 1808 votes)
Diana Hyland
20.33% (2256 of 11098 votes)
Jasper Schuringa
20.34% (284 of 1396 votes)
Ira Hayes
20.35% (390 of 1916 votes)
Theodore Roosevelt
20.36% (261 of 1282 votes)
Jimmie Rodgers
20.36% (1157 of 5683 votes)
Dwight David Eisenhower
20.36% (271 of 1331 votes)
United States Marine Corps
20.38% (708 of 3474 votes)
Anne Frank
20.39% (210 of 1030 votes)
Chesty Puller
20.48% (566 of 2764 votes)
Kristy McNichol
20.48% (685 of 3344 votes)
Jim DeMint
20.53% (325 of 1583 votes)
Pope John Paul II
20.54% (910 of 4431 votes)
Jason Behr
20.57% (5584 of 27152 votes)
Sophie Scholl
20.58% (214 of 1040 votes)
John Boehner
20.65% (345 of 1671 votes)
St. Peter
20.73% (323 of 1558 votes)
Jackie Robinson
20.88% (737 of 3530 votes)
Angelina Jolie
20.88% (3593 of 17204 votes)
Men
20.92% (1104 of 5276 votes)
Lou Gehrig
20.93% (515 of 2460 votes)
Henry Fonda
20.94% (807 of 3853 votes)
Evgeni Malkin
20.95% (2636 of 12581 votes)
Christina Aguilera
20.96% (375 of 1789 votes)
Robert Irsay
21.09% (3874 of 18368 votes)
Sam Brownback
21.20% (289 of 1363 votes)
Ireland
21.22% (358 of 1687 votes)
Jim Inhofe
21.26% (831 of 3909 votes)
Hank Aaron
21.29% (553 of 2597 votes)
Gregory 'Pappy' Boyington
21.45% (726 of 3384 votes)
Bobby Orr
21.54% (1031 of 4786 votes)
Helen Hunt
21.56% (352 of 1633 votes)
Honor Blackman
21.76% (423 of 1944 votes)
Dizzy Gillespie
21.95% (521 of 2374 votes)
Dick Armey
21.97% (593 of 2699 votes)
Sidney Crosby
22.02% (19796 of 89903 votes)
Dick Cheney
22.07% (1223 of 5542 votes)
Sean Hannity
22.13% (1354 of 6119 votes)
Laura Bush
22.25% (476 of 2139 votes)
Todd Beamer
22.50% (333 of 1480 votes)
Fred Thompson
22.54% (275 of 1220 votes)
Clarence Thomas
22.66% (507 of 2237 votes)
Jane Russell
23.00% (400 of 1739 votes)
Kerr Smith
23.30% (2195 of 9420 votes)
George W. Bush
24.91% (3552 of 14262 votes)
Meryl Streep
25.07% (2435 of 9712 votes)
Lindsey Vonn (Kildow)
25.23% (270 of 1070 votes)
Mike Cuellar
25.66% (574 of 2237 votes)
Winston Churchill
26.26% (271 of 1032 votes)
Donald Rumsfeld
26.35% (585 of 2220 votes)
Sarah Palin
26.45% (3123 of 11806 votes)
Steve Prefontaine
27.29% (726 of 2660 votes)
Jenna and Barbara Bush
27.31% (346 of 1267 votes)
Reggie White
27.56% (336 of 1219 votes)
Albert Einstein
27.58% (278 of 1008 votes)
Phil Keoghan
28.32% (791 of 2793 votes)
Stanley McChrystal
28.35% (288 of 1016 votes)
Alyssa Milano
29.25% (1982 of 6777 votes)
Jason Beghe
29.97% (306 of 1021 votes)
Indianapolis Colts
31.07% (2333 of 7508 votes)
Indianapolis, Indiana
31.10% (2698 of 8675 votes)
Neve Campbell
31.62% (1789 of 5657 votes)
Brad Pitt
32.87% (3031 of 9222 votes)
Ina and Zimmerman
33.47% (336 of 1004 votes)
Nancy Travis
33.66% (342 of 1016 votes)
Khanzir
33.96% (1698 of 5000 votes)
Nicole Kidman
34.03% (456 of 1340 votes)
Colin Firth
34.41% (2905 of 8443 votes)
Dominic West
34.65% (9285 of 26796 votes)
Peggy Fleming
34.67% (406 of 1171 votes)
Joe Wilson (Congressman)
34.71% (779 of 2244 votes)
Julius Fromm
34.74% (535 of 1540 votes)
Deborah Norville
34.75% (3391 of 9758 votes)
Matt Damon
34.75% (1028 of 2958 votes)
United States Air Force
34.75% (1606 of 4621 votes)
Sasha Cohen
34.79% (742 of 2133 votes)
Rob Mariano
34.81% (472 of 1356 votes)
Mariska Hargitay
34.82% (2646 of 7598 votes)
Mitt Romney
34.83% (3449 of 9901 votes)
Colbert Report
34.84% (2845 of 8167 votes)
John McCain
34.85% (1073 of 3079 votes)
Sandra Bullock
34.86% (1265 of 3629 votes)
Emilie De Ravin
34.88% (1436 of 4117 votes)
Sean Bean
34.89% (1346 of 3858 votes)
Rita Hayworth
34.89% (702 of 2012 votes)
Kelly Preston
34.89% (1624 of 4654 votes)
Conan O'Brien
34.90% (1759 of 5040 votes)
Rudy Giuliani
35.26% (5258 of 14910 votes)
Rex Harrison
35.47% (1160 of 3270 votes)
Phoebe Cates
36.60% (1113 of 3041 votes)
Clint Eastwood
38.28% (281 of 734 votes)
Jon Stewart
39.13% (2490 of 6363 votes)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
39.25% (5679 of 14470 votes)
Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt
42.32% (4944 of 11682 votes)
Frederica Von Stade
43.65% (79 of 181 votes)

Friday, April 30, 2010

'Nother Piece of Dino-art by artist Benjamin James Burgraff




Hey pallies, likes here is 'nother cool Dino-'pression by our new pallie Benjamin James Burgraff. After postin' his first Dino-creation on Wednesday, I was in conversatio with Benjamin 'bout the possiblity to post more of his amazin' Dino-devotive-art here at ilovedinomartin. Burgraff graciously complied with my request and posted this delightful Dino-portrait yester-Dino-day on my facebook page. Always loves seein' likes such deep deep Dino-devotion through the artistco medium...'specially diggs this Dino-image of our beloved Dino with his ever present cigarette.....

Thanks Benjamin James Burgraff for showin' such Dino-creativity and allowin' it to be shared with all the Dino-philes here at ilovedinomartin. To visit Mr. Burgraff's facebook pad, likes just click on the tagg of this here Dino-gram. Dino-groovin', DMP

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Frank, Dean & Ella at the Cal-Neva Lodge, 1963

Hey pallies, our new Dino-holic pallie Tiki Chris from the groovin' pad "Tiki Lounge Talk" provides us with today's Dino-devotion here at ilovedinomartin. You will remember that Tiki Chris is the dude who recently wrote the happenin' Helmer review of our Dino in "The Silencers" for his Mod Movie Monday gig.

Well yester-Dino-day, our pallie Chris sent a link to my facebook page puttin' me on to this coolest of cool Dino-post honorin' his 150 post to the "Tiki Lounge Talk" blog. Here in you will learn 'bout Tiki Chris's first liquid refreshment of the hard fashion and 'bout Momentos from his daddy-o's trip to Vegas, 1963. Checks out the Dino-treasure that his old man procured and was re-disovered by his boy-pallie years later.

Thanks Tiki Chris for sharin' this cool Dino-prose with me so that I coulda pass it on to all the ilovedinomartin Dino-holics! Hopes we will hear more news from the Tiki Lounge soon of the Dino-nature. To view Tiki Chris' post in it's original format, just click on the tagg of this Dino-gram. Dino-appreciately, DMP



Frank, Dean & Ella at the Cal-Neva Lodge, 1963

Posted on December 9th, 2009 Mack "Tiki Chris" Pinto



Ring-A-Ding Ding, Baby!

This marks the 150th Post since I started Tiki Lounge Conversations back in April…
and I wanted to do something special. So, to commemorate our 150th post-a-versary, I’ve decided to share a drink, a story, and a very special bar napikin.

The Drink.


The first booze I ever tasted was Scotch. My old man let me try some of his Cutty Sark on the rocks at a Christmas party wen I was 12. It was a little strong for me at the time, but I knew when I was old enough to really start enjoying whiskey, Scotch would be it. I wasn’t wrong. When I was old enough to dig it, Scotch became my #1 choice.When I finally got my own joint and was able to built my first Tiki Bar, along with the rum and the Midori and the Kaluha sat a bottle of 12 year old Chivis.


The first bottle of booze I ever bought at a liquor store was Chivas Regal. This particular bottle is from 1955. The Gold nugget next to it is a chunk of fool's gold my old man dug up in the Nevada desert in 1963.


In 1991 I had the good fortune to see the Chairman of the Board himself perform at the Spectrum in Philly for his 75th Birthday Diamond Jubilee tour. Steve and Edie opened for him…and half way through his set, he said “I’d like to thank my two best friends for being with me tonight…Mr. Chivas and Mr. Regal.” He then took a drink of the 12 year old Scotch from a platform onstage, and continued the show. Chivas-Regal sponsored the tour…and got me to try their booze. Today, Chivas is in my top five favorites. If it’s good enough for Frank, it’s good enough for me.



Momentos from my old man's trip to Vegas, 1963


The Story.

In 1963, before he met my mother and while he was still free enough to do his own thing, my father took a trip on a whim to see his cousins in California. On the way he stopped in Vegas, and hit all the hot spots of the time…The Golden Nugget, The Sahara, and of course, the StarDust Hotel. He rented a Hertz and drove up to Tahoe, and made his way to the Cal-Neva Lodge, then owned by Frank Sinatra himself. He stayed a while, and continued on his trip to CA.

42 years later, a couple of years after his death, I was going through some of his photos and heirlooms. I found an envelope with a letter requesting a Hertz rental car in Nevada from 1963, and a folded up napkin with some blue smudges on it.

The Napkin.




Our Rat Pack Wall in the Dining Room
I opened it up, and immediately recognized the smudge as the name “Ella Fitzgerald”. (That opened my head to a memory of him telling me he had met some celebrities in Vegas…but I was so young when he told me, I didn’t (yet) know who these people were. ) When I flipped this napkin over, imagine my surprise when I saw very clearly two more names…’Frank’, and ‘Dean’.

Call it dumb, call it funny, but it’s better than even money that these are the quickly scrawled sigs of Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin, scribbled while having a slug at the bar in Frank’s place, the Cal-Neva, probably after a show, along with the slightly nicer sig of Ella, who was probably sitting right there with them. I don’t have any way to authenticate this, and I’m not paying anyone to do it…for all I know my old man could have gotten the bartender to autograph the napkin as a joke, but I don’t think that’s the case. I think I’ve got a little magic here, a couple of autographs from a couple of guys who loved to entertain, and loved to hang out in the bar with their fans, have a drink, and share a few laughs in the days when celebrities could get away with it without being stalked. A very special napkin, from a very special person, who met some other very special people in his long and krazy life.

So that’s post number 150. I couldn’t think of a better way to do it than with a drink at the Tiki Bar, an story from the past and a salute to the Chairman of the Board.

Mahalos to all you kats & kittens for tuning in to Tiki Lounge Talk For 150 Posts!